Fan Blog
We are simian, you know
(unless of course you’re a follower of one of those odd little cults that likes to believe silly things despite overwhelming evidence, in which case you may prefer to think that we sprung fully-formed from the mystic firmament or something because you can’t bear the idea that we are 99.999% identical to those stinky, silly creatures that throw their own feces and masturbate in public places)
but we are not Simian…in the sense that the owners of this site are not a Madchester-bred electro-rock band partially responsible for making Kanye West look like a whiny little bitch (and obviously Justice helped, as well as the fact that Kanye West is in fact a whiny little bitch).
And this is or was a Simian fan page. But don’t let that stop you from experiencing everything that online casinos have to offer; the updates for Simian will sadly not be coming quite as often as we’d like, and in the meantime we have to P the B’s with a bit of online gambling and such.
Now, if you’re interested in the fellas, there’s plenty of info out there about The Last Shadow Puppets, the Black Ghosts, and of course good ol’ Simian Mobile Disco. The Simian Saga has not yet drawn to a close, so to speak.
But these days we’re more interested in casinos that feature online blackjack and online slots. Not sure why; perhaps Simian was a brief interlude of romantic fancy in a cold grey world of practicality. Or maybe not — who’s to say?
We are interested in gifts that keep on giving. Like unique gift baskets.
We’re to say, yet we won’t. It’s the online slots wot did it, of course; they focused our gaze on the here-and-now and allowed us to let memories of better days with Simian slip through the sticky fingers of our semi-conscious minds. It’s happened before and it will happen again…